Megan: I’m glad he’s single because I’m going to climb that like a tree.
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Movie quotes
Ted: This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don’t know how to say it without sounding like a dick.
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Professor Charles Xavier: Listen to me very carefully, my friend: Killing will not bring you peace.
Erik Lehnsherr: Peace was never an option.
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C-3PO: Now don’t you forget this! Why I should stick my neck out for you is far beyond my capacity!
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Buzz Lightyear: Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Rex the Green Dinosaur: Should we be HYSTERICAL?
Slinky Dog: No!
Mr. Potato Head: Yes!
Buzz Lightyear: Maybe! But not right now!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: C’mon. Let’s go see how much we’re going for on eBay.
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Mal: I’ll tell you a riddle. You’re waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don’t know for sure. But it doesn’t matter. How can it not matter to you where that train will take you?
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Forrest Gump: Will you marry me?
Forrest Gump: I’d make a good husband, Jenny.
Jenny Curran: You would, Forrest.
Forrest Gump: …But you won’t marry me.
Jenny Curran: You don’t wanna marry me.
Forrest Gump: Why don’t you love me, Jenny?
Forrest Gump: I’m not a smart man… but I know what love is.
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Jewel: Luiz is a bulldog?
Luiz: You got anything against bulldogs?
Jewel: Only the ones that slobber on me.
Luiz: It’s a medical condition!
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